🎉💀 Breaking News: Microsoft Drops Project Ire like it's hot! 🔥🤖 Hold onto your keyboards, fam! Microsoft just launched Project Ire, the AI tool that’s about to expose more malware than your cousin’s sketchy download habits! 🤡💻 This bad boy can DECODE malware like it's a TikTok dance challenge – no humans allowed! 🚀 Imagine Jarvis but instead of saving the world, he’s out here snitching on Bob's shady downloads from 2010. 😤💩 Get ready for a sharing spree as this AI calls out suspicious software faster than your ex can call you “toxic.” 🧠💭 "We just told it to identify malware, and next thing you know, it’s roasting Windows 10 like a pro," said a *totally real and not made-up* Microsoft dev. “Now if only it could find my missing socks...” 🧦💔 Legit though, as if we needed more AI doing our dirty work! 🙈 Stonks 🚀 or cringe? You decide! This is the biggest glow-up since Windows Vista! If you disagree, you're just coping and seething. 😂💸 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Project Ire will probably overthrow the government and send malware to Mars. 2023, we’re going full meme-ocalypse! 🤯🌌 Share this with your techie friends before it gets classified!