🚨🚀🌪️ AI factories are here, people! 🤖 That’s right, we're living in a world that’s becoming 90% robots and 10% existential dread. 🤡💀 Like, who needs a soul when you can just have a multibillion-dollar cloud deal? 🌩️💰 Check this out: Anthropic and Google just gave the middle finger to all that "AI bubble" chatter 🔥 by throwing money around like it’s confetti at a tech bro’s wedding. Stonks going up, but also... this is fine? 🤷‍♂️🤦‍♀️ Meanwhile, Crusoe’s giddy from chugging 1.3 billion like it’s an energy drink, and Uniphore flexing their $260 mil 💪 like they’re the new tech gym bros. 🏋️‍♂️ In Wisconsin, OpenAI, Oracle, and Vantage teamed up for a $15 billion data center. All I’m saying is these companies must've unlocked the "infinite money glitch." 💸💸 Developers quote: “We’re literally just playing Monopoly at this point. 🤑 🏢” Meanwhile, Meta’s pretending their AI hopes are viable—like Drake pointing at a dumpster fire. 🔥🔥 **Prediction Time:** By 2025, AI will not only run factories, but you’ll also have a robot roommate that eats your leftovers and gives unsolicited life advice. No cap. 🤖🤢 Share this chaos or risk being left behind in the AI apocalypse! 🌌💥