"Xs new country-based feature got fake accounts on suicide watch ๐๐ซ No cap, itโs a whole vibe! ๐ฅ"
๐จโก๏ธ BREAKING NEWS: X (formerly known as Twitter) just dropped a new feature that's like the FBI for fake accounts! ๐๐ You ever been arguing with a profile called โ@BigChungus420โ and FOREVER thought, โThis dude must be in a basement somewhere?โ Well, now you KNOW heโs actually a potato in Idaho! ๐ฅ๐ซ Introducing the "About this account" feature! Now you can play the worldโs saddest game of โGuess where this keyboard warrior is hiding!โ ๐๐คก Thanks to Xโs head of product Nikita Bier (shoutout to our tech savior ๐), profiles are now flashing their countries like theyโre in a Mr. Worldwide competition. ๐๐ The downside? X unveiled this gem, then pulled it down faster than my WiFi during game night. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐จ "We're just testing it, fam," one dev supposedly said while sweating bullets. โCanโt have people realizing their arguments are powered by someone in a McDonald's restroom!โ ๐๐คญ But here's the kicker, fam: Why stop there? Next, letโs see the โuserโs last 5 emojis usedโ feature! ๐ฑ You see those three flame emojis? Yeah, they are NOT cooking up anything good. ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, X will unveil a "See My Hot Takes" feature, where Elon himself will roast your profile in front of the world. Get ready for cringe, folks! ๐๐
