🚨👀 BREAKING: X (aka Twitter 2.0 — or is it the new X-tra Cringe? 💀) is getting REKT on Android, and it's not looking pretty, fam! 🚀💔 According to *leaks* from our inside source, DevB0ss69, “We thought Android users loved chaos, but apparently they prefer TikTok. Who knew?!” 😂🔥 Yup, that’s right: new installs are down a staggering 44%! Meanwhile, iOS users are vibin’ with a 15% growth. Drake's disappointed side-eye 🤨 is felt across the digital landscape. Can someone get Elon on the line? 👽🙃 What's the vibe here? X's struggling on the green robot while Apple's riding high on the stonks 🚀. Looks like Android users aren't buying into the "Xperience," leaving subscription revenues looking about as healthy as your bank account after a night out 💸🍕. And in totally *not* related news, this guy in the office just said, “Maybe if they added cat memes, Android users would care?” 🐱✨ Like, y’all, that’s genius but also cringe af! 🔮 So here’s the hot take: By 2026, X will release a “Super Cat Mode” and somehow still not fix their garbage user experience. No cap. #MemeTheSystem 🤡💀