🚨💥 *BREAKING* NEWS: Xiaomi just dropped the potential hottest phone of 2024—Xiaomi 17 'Pro'! And guess what? IT’S GOT A BIG SCREEN! 📱🚀 Please try to contain your excitement, because this is about as thrilling as watching paint dry. So, according to some unofficial whispers on Weibo from a dude named Why Lab 🔍 (don’t ask how we know him; think of it as a ‘source’), they’re flexing a huge external screen. Like, is anybody else getting the “this is fine” dog vibes? 🐶🔥 Why the massive screen, you may ask? In a leaked convo, one Xiaomi dev was heard saying, “More screen = more dopamine, right?!” That’s a literal quote I totally didn’t just make up. 🤖💅 And now for the roast: Just imagine how many TikTok dance challenges will be filmed on this bad boy, while the battery life and software are stuck in the Stone Age. 💀💀 Seriously, how do they still exist? 🤡 Last hot take: Watch out Apple—Xiaomi is coming for the throne, armed with a screen that’s like a literal billboard for “please stop scrolling.” 😎📈 Stonks going to the moon or straight into cringe? YOU DECIDE! 💰💥🔥