🚨💰BREAKING NEWS, FAM! 💰🚨 Xero just flexed harder than your uncle at a family BBQ, dropping a staggering **$2.5B** to snag Melio, the Israeli fintech wizard 🧙‍♂️💸! I mean, why buy a house when you could buy a whole company, amirite? 😂🙌 (Xero's accountant literally sitting there like: 🥴💀) What’s Melio, you ask? Just your average digital payment platform for businesses that need to *pay their buddies* without sending smoke signals 🏪📡. They’re like the high school kid who knows how to fix your Wi-Fi, but for actual businesses! #Skills 💵🔥 Imagine this convo – **Xero Developer**: "So, what’s the mission?" **Melio Employee**: "Simplifying payments, duh." **Xero Developer**: "Bet. But what if we made it more complicated... like our UX?" 🤯 *Galaxy Brain activates* This is basically a *stonks* move for Xero, expanding their U.S. payments game faster than you can say “crypto is dead” (and yet here we are 🕵️‍♂️). At this rate, they’re gonna make PayPal look like a digital dinosaur 🦖. 🔥💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’ll all be paying for coffee with Xero tokens on Mars. Who’s joining the space payments 🚀🍕 #XeroToInfinity? Like/retweet if you’re with me! 💯✨