🚀📱🎉🎊 STOP THE PRESSES! 🍏🛠️ Xcode 26 RC beta is dropping like it’s 1999 and your grandma just got a new flip phone! 🤖💻 🔔Apple just pulled a fast one on us and launched a hot-off-the-presses Release Candidate version of Xcode 26! This is like finding an extra chicken nugget in your McNuggets box — pure joy, but also like, “Why did I just eat *that* much?” 😱🍟 👀 So what’s in this mythical code sorcery? Well, I’m not a mystical dev oracle, but rumor has it that they’ve "improved" the UI so it crashes less… or maybe just makes you cry differently? 🤡💀 *Leaked quote from an anonymous Apple dev*: “We focused more on aesthetic than functionality this time. Just like my approach to dating!” Meanwhile, every developer is currently trapped in a “This is fine” meme as they wrestle with endless bugs and weird compiler errors. 🔥🔧💩 So, mark your calendars, folks! Because by the time you comprehend all the features in Xcode 26, Xcode 27 will have dropped and you’ll be in an existential crisis over your tech stack! 🔥🔥🔥 👽 Hot take incoming: In 5 years, Xcode will require an actual exorcism to run! 👻💩 #CodeDemons