🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Xbox just got yeeted into the abyss with a 30% revenue drop! 💸💀 Like, fr fr, is it the console or the vibes?? 🤔 So, Microsoft dropped its quarterly earnings like a hot potato, and guess what? The Xbox horde is facing an epic *doomscroll* moment—revenue from those chunky plastic boxes fell faster than an unpaid Twitch sub! 😱 Meanwhile, they decided to unleash a price hike flexing like "Here’s $20 to $70, enjoy!" while saying “this isn't our fault, trust us, bro.” 💔🤣 Imagine doing *the math* and realizing that even Game Pass Ultimate’s price went up from $20 to $30 just as they low-key butchered first-party game production. Like, bruh, we need games, not price hikes! 🤡🛑 🔮 But here's the tea: “We’re still grinding on subscriptions!” Microsoft says. “Also, stonks?!” But let's be real, the only thing that’s ‘growing’ is Microsoft’s gall to screw over its fans. Our “leaked insider” quote: “Honestly, we thought slashing games would make our prices feel like a discount. Joke’s on us! 🤷‍♂️💀” 👀 Hot take: In two years, Xbox will just be a fancy Netflix for gaming. Call it *XBoxflix*!!! It’s a vibe 😂🔥 #XboxCrisis #OopsTheyDidItAgain