"Xbox's Blackbird got yeeted ๐๐ Execs were vibing, then BOOM ๐ฅ๐ซ #LooterShooterFakeout #F in the chat"
๐จ Breaking News Alert, Fam! ๐จ You ever hear about that new looter-shooter from Xbox called *Blackbird*? Well, they just hit the *defund* button quicker than your mom finding out you dropped out of college! ๐๐ Apparently, the game left execs โblown awayโ like they just watched *Inception* on a loop after getting high on all that corporate Zoom juice. ๐ตโ๐ซโจ But hereโs the *cringe* โ itโs been shelved indefinitely like that one sock you lost in the laundry. Not even a โletโs put it on the back burnerโ level of care. It's more like โwe're taking this game to the dumpster behind the officeโ levels of chaotic. ๐ฅ๐ ๐ฌ โWe thought it was gonna rival Destiny,โ said a source we totally didnโt make up. โBut then corporate said โNah, fam, weโre good.โโ *Grappling hooks and air-dashes? Sounds like a workout, not a game!* ๐โโ๏ธ๐จ In a world where space ninjas shouldโve taken center stage, weโre left with nothing but empty promises. โThis is fine,โ they said, while sipping their overpriced coffee. โ๏ธ๐ Hereโs the hot take: in 2028, Xbox is gonna drop *Blackbird* as a mobile microtransaction nightmare. No cap. ๐ธ๐ Mark my words!