🚨 Breaking News Alert, Fam! 🚨 You ever hear about that new looter-shooter from Xbox called *Blackbird*? Well, they just hit the *defund* button quicker than your mom finding out you dropped out of college! 💀💔 Apparently, the game left execs “blown away” like they just watched *Inception* on a loop after getting high on all that corporate Zoom juice. 😵‍💫✨ But here’s the *cringe* — it’s been shelved indefinitely like that one sock you lost in the laundry. Not even a “let’s put it on the back burner” level of care. It's more like “we're taking this game to the dumpster behind the office” levels of chaotic. 🔥😂 💬 “We thought it was gonna rival Destiny,” said a source we totally didn’t make up. “But then corporate said ‘Nah, fam, we’re good.’” *Grappling hooks and air-dashes? Sounds like a workout, not a game!* 🏃‍♂️💨 In a world where space ninjas should’ve taken center stage, we’re left with nothing but empty promises. “This is fine,” they said, while sipping their overpriced coffee. ☕️💔 Here’s the hot take: in 2028, Xbox is gonna drop *Blackbird* as a mobile microtransaction nightmare. No cap. 💸👀 Mark my words!