🎮💥 BREAKING NEWS in Gamerville! 💥🎮 Microsoft just channeled their inner accessibility gods and dropped standardized accessibility tags for ALL digital Xbox games! 🙌🕹️ You heard that right! No more guessing if you’re gonna have to restore your health in a boss fight while simultaneously trying to read some colorblind-friendly subtitles! 🤯🔥 👀 Picture this: Clicking through the Xbox store and BOOM! It’s like the ultimate Tinder for gamers! Swipe right on games with adjustable input sensitivity, multi-volume controls, and big ole’ subtitles! 📖💖 Just look for those snazzy accessibility tags on the game pages. If you thought "South of Midnight" was *nice* before, wait 'til you see it sporting *13 accessibility features*! 🌌✨ “Honestly, I was tired of seething through countless games that were basically tossing accessibility out like a broken controller,” said a *totally* real Microsoft developer (that isn’t an AI, I swear). “This is our way of saying, ‘This is fine’ while waving our gamer flag high!” 🚩💪 ⚡️UNHINGED PREDICTION: Mark my words, by 2025, we’ll have virtual reality headsets that also double as emotional support animals! 🐶💻 #Based #GetOnMyLevel