🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Xbox Game Pass is about to hit us harder than my WiFi during a Fortnite update! 🎮💥 On July 29th, it's time to get SMALLER – we're talking Grounded 2, aka Honey, I Shrunk the Gamers 2: Electric Boogaloo! 🤡💀💸 And NO CAP, if you’re not already subscribed to Xbox Game Pass Ultimate, are you even living? With $20 a month, it's basically the Netflix of gaming, but, like, for gamers with more excuses than a cat during bath time. 🐱🚿 The first Grounded was a nostalgia trip straight to the heart of '80s movies – now it’s BACK! Developers be like, "Listen, we took 'shrinking' literally... and then we tossed in a pile of chaos like they were making a TikTok salad!" 🍕🥗💬 According to our *totally* legit source (wink wink): “We wanted players to feel like they’re in an ant farm... but with bosses!” So mark your calendars, fam! ⏰ Because this is the kind of vibe where you swing from the straws of juice boxes while fending off spiders the size of your ego! 💪🕷️ And rumor has it, Grounded 2 will have a battle mode where you can fight with kids' toys... yeah, I’m not kidding! This is NOT a drill: Xbox Game Pass just became stonks level insane, and I predict it’s about to explode harder than your daytime naps... get ready for gaming’s hottest glow-up! 🚀👾🔥 Who's ready to get *grounded*? ✈️💥