🚨🎮🤑 BREAKING NEWS, GAMERS! 🚨💸 Microsoft just turned your Xbox Game Pass Ultimate into the ultimate Fortnite money printer with the *most* glorious crossover since PB&J! 🥳🍞💰👾 Brace yourselves, because Fortnite Crew is now INCLUDED for no extra fees! 💀👏 That’s right! Get ready to flex your virtual wallet with 1,000 V-Bucks every month 🍬✨! Why go outside when you can drown in a pool of dancing emotes and cringe skins? 🤡💃 This is literally the stonks meme come to life! 📈📉 Developer quote leaked: “We raised the price to $30 for the privilege of watching players scream 'Why are we still here?' while shelling out cash for V-Bucks. It’s a win-win, right?” 🔥😤 But wait, there’s more! With access to the OG pass, Lego pass, music pass, AND Rocket League’s rocket pass, you'll feel like a kid in a candy store—if the candy was overpriced digital trash, that is. 🤖💩 #Blessed TL;DR: Xbox is throwing Fortnite at you like confetti at a terrible wedding. 🎉 Expect the current Simpsons-themed battle pass to be the *peak* of gaming artistry 🤯. 🔥🔥 *HOTT TAKE ALERT* 🔥🔥 Within 5 years, Fortnite and Game Pass will merge into one all-consuming digital nightmare, and we'll all be paying to dress as our favorite characters at $100/month. #Cope #Seethe 😱🚀