🎮💔 GLOOM ALERT, GAMERS! 🚨🔥 Microsoft just pulled a Thanos snap on over 9,000 employees, and the Xbox fam is crying harder than your average Twitch chat during a subathon. It’s a total gamer apocalypse out there, fam! This ain't just a hiccup; it's a full-blown seismic disturbance! 💥 👾 Imagine this: your game project is cooking, you’re vibing like "Stonks 💸," and suddenly it’s like Drake pointing and saying “Nah.” Microsoft just axed funding for Romero Games' latest creation, led by the legendary John Romero. Like, bro, can we hit pause on the layoffs? 🥴 This is the adult version of sticking your finger in a toaster. Ouch. Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we thought we had a shot at greatness. Now it’s just ‘This is fine’ but with a fire emoji.” 🙃💀 So, what's next? A Netflix-style Microsoft Gaming Service where they upload *every* canceled game and let us play them in our dreams? The real PlayStation move is looking better every day, no cap. 🤖🚀 🔥 Hot take: in 2025, we’ll be living in a metaverse where only cancelled games live on, and we’ll be paying monthly for the privilege of playing... and crying. Remember where you heard it first! 🤯💫