🎮🤡 Y’all ready for this July heatwave of *meh*? Xbox just dropped its first Game Pass freeze-dried burrito of the month, and guess what? Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3 + 4 is wheeling in like a 50-year-old dude trying to prove he still has “it.” 🛹🔥(spoiler alert: he does NOT). That's dropping on July 11, because nothing says “I’m relevant” like dropping old remakes like it’s 1999. But wait, the excitement doesn’t stop there! Nah, fr fr it just gets weirder! July 1st is gonna bless us with the return of *Little Nightmares II*. It's like your in-laws at Thanksgiving, keeps coming back no matter how many times you wish it away. 🙄💀 Meanwhile, *Rise of the Tomb Raider* is doing its classic "back from the dead" routine—#ThisIsFine 🔥☕. You gotta love the dedication of Xbox to keep milking these classics until they’re drier than a desert. *Legend of Mana*? Isn’t that just a ‘90s throwback at this point? Insider scoop: "Honestly, we're just counting down the days till Xbox announces the next *Phil Spencer’s Boss Battle* DLC. 💰🚀" 🔥🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: The next Game Pass addition will be a 10-hour Excel spreadsheet simulator! Watch as gamers cry real tears while trying to format cells! 😂📈💻 #Stonks