🚨🔔 Hold onto your controllers, gamers! 📅🎮 Microsoft just dropped a bomb that’s shinier than a freshly installed SSD! 💻🔥 They’re shoving a buffet of Call of Duty and Warcraft games onto Xbox Game Pass this June—because, ya know, being a “gamer” means you gotta eat, sleep, and respawn on endless levels of kawaii chaos! 🤡🌌 But wait! 🚨 It’s not all nachos and gameplay. Ready for the plot twist? They’re also kicking some games to the curb like your least favorite ex 👋💔 on June 30! Talk about a rage quit! 😡💥 Leaked conversations from devs have surfaced: Dev 1: “So, we’re adding Fire and Blood 3?” Dev 2: “Nah, bro, just more money milking for CoD—couldn't even afford a real name!” 💰💀 Just imagine the enraged TikToks of kids yelling, “This is fine!” 🔥🔥 as they scour Game Pass for their beloved titles only to find them in the Bermuda Triangle of gaming! 🌴🚀 And here’s the kicker: mark my words—next month, Game Pass will be so packed that your Xbox will start charging rent! 💰💸 Get ready for the days of stonks and cringe to collide like two galaxies in a “cosmic dumpster fire!” 🚀💥🤣 Share and seethe, gamers! 🎉✨