🎮💀🚨 Breaking News: Xbox Layoff Apocalypse Incoming! 🚨💀🎮 Hold onto your controllers, gamers! 🎮💢 Microsoft is about to channel its inner Thanos 🥴 and snap away a whole truckload of Xbox jobs like it’s going outta style. We're talking another round of layoffs that could make a soap opera look like a Pixar movie (no cap) 📉🔥. In a corporate move that smells fishier than a week-old Xbox Game Pass subscription, Microsoft is looking to "streamline" operations by tossing around layoffs like confetti. That's right, fam - 7,000 folks are about to join the "I used to work at Xbox" club, and their membership comes with a side of existential dread. 🤡💔 But here’s the juicy part: You thought 1,900 cuts in January was wild? Ha! That's just Microsoft hitting the snooze button on their economic chaos. 💀 When you realize that even Tango Gameworks couldn't survive this corporate apocalypse, you might as well chuckle at the meme-worthy absurdity—*This is fine*🔥🪦. And listen up, I leaked a convo between Xbox execs: 👨‍💻 Exec 1: “Are we really doing this again?” 👨‍💻 Exec 2: “It’s not personal, it's just business.” 👨‍💻 Exec 1: “So… like, the Crunchwrap Supreme of layoffs?” 🌮 So brace yourselves— next week might just turn into a meme show we didn’t ask for! 📸🔥 Prediction: By next month, the Xbox team will be smaller than the player base of *Fall Guys* on a Tuesday night. 🤖💰 STAY TUNED FOR THE CHAOS! 💥🌀 #MicrosoftMadness #NotSoXboned