🚨💔💰BREAKING: Microsoft just made a move so big it’s like Drake pointing at a “NOPE” sign while simultaneously raising the price of Xbox dev kits! 😱🎮💸 No cap, they’re charging devs from $1,500 to a whopping $2,000! That’s a 33% price hike that’s got game developers screaming "WHY NOT JUST RAISE OUR STONKS TOO?" 📈🤡 Official Microsoft reaction: "This adjustment reflects macroeconomic developments" 🤖💼. But we all know it’s just them running from the big ol’ “This Is Fine” dog meme and straight into the “We’re just making it rain!” narrative. 💧💸😂 Imagine a dev bro saying, “They must expect us to build the next Halo with the power of love and a $500 price tag!”💔🔥. So what’s next? 💭 My totally NOT-so-leaked convo with a Microsoft developer: 💬 "How do we get devs to cope? Let’s charge them more! 🚀" 💬 "Brilliant! Now they’re forced to make that game of the year with two ramen noodles and a dream!" 🍜💭 Prediction time: In 2 years, devs will be renting their dev kits like apartments in San Francisco. “I only have three roommates living in my XDK!” 😂🏡💀 Share this chaos or you're just *mad* cringe! 🤪🔥