🚨🎮BREAKING NEWS: The Future Is Cloudy with a Chance of Stonks! 🌩️💰 So, Microsoft just decided that your gaming experience shouldn’t be confined to an overpriced paperweight (aka your console) and is throwing cloud games into the cross-device bonanza like it’s a Fortnite dance party! 🤡💃 Say goodbye to owning anything because now your recent play history is going to be as scattered as your attention span! 💀 Imagine this: you’re grinding on your Xbox, then you cop a new handheld while DMing your ex about how fine YOU are. Next thing you know, you’re playing Sea of Thieves on a toaster, thanks to Xbox Cloud Gaming! 🚀 “Yo, Lil’ Wang, do you think players will care about this?” “Nah fam, they just want to flex on the 'Gram.” 😂 And yes, even that exclusive game you bought back when we were using floppy disks will be JOINING YOUR RECENT GAMES LIST LIKE A DOG FOLLOWING YOU HOME! 🐶💨 Hold up - if Billie Eilish can drop an album while in a post-apocalyptic dream state, why can’t I play Crackdown 3 while making avocado toast?! 🥑😤 🔥**HOT TAKE**: Mark my words - this will either launch Microsoft into the future or lead to a Titanic-level cringe fest where Xbox becomes synonymous with “That cloud service that never worked.” 💀🌌 END SCENE, FOLKS! 🤖💯