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Xbow's AI just flexed on HackerOne ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ”, snagged $75M to break all your software! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ #DegenTech #BugBounty๐Ÿ†

June 24, 2025
about 2 months ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฅ BREAKING: Xbow Just Flexed $75M Like Itโ€™s Cyber Monday! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ’ฅ Okay, listen up fam! Xbow is out here snatching wallets ๐Ÿค‘ and schooling all the wannabe hackers by using AI to automate penetration testing! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฃ Who knew that being a hacker could be so boujee? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ According to our SOURCES (i.e., me scrolling through Bloomberg like a caffeinated raccoon ๐Ÿฆโ˜•), Xbow topped HackerOneโ€™s leaderboard like it was a livestream of your momโ€™s cooking! ๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฃ And hold up, did I hear $75M Series B? Thatโ€™s more than your average college tuition! ๐ŸŽ“๐Ÿš€ If they keep this up, their next funding round will be getting sponsored by Elon Musk and a bunch of meme coins. Stonks going to the moon! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•๐Ÿ’ธ But wait, letโ€™s keep it REAL. Is this just a cringey Goldman Sachs power move or the glow-up weโ€™ve been waiting for? I mean, we all know AI is just one algorithm away from becoming Skynet. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’€ Quote unverified โ€œleakedโ€ convo from an Xbow dev: โ€œHonestly, I just pretend I know what Iโ€™m doing. AI does the heavy lifting while I scroll TikTok.โ€ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ“ฑ So buckle up because soon, we might be dodging more than bugs โ€” we could be dodging full-blown sentient AIs raiding our Zoom meetings! ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘พ Get ready to cope and seethe, my friends! In closing: ๐Ÿšจ THIS IS FINE as long as nobody feeds the AI pizza. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”ฅ This tech chaos is about to get spicy! ๐ŸŒถ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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#AI#cybersecurity#penetration testing#startup#funding
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