Xbow's AI just flexed on HackerOne ๐ช๐, snagged $75M to break all your software! ๐ธ๐ฅ #DegenTech #BugBounty๐
๐จ๐ฅ๐ฅ BREAKING: Xbow Just Flexed $75M Like Itโs Cyber Monday! ๐ฐ๐ป๐ฅ Okay, listen up fam! Xbow is out here snatching wallets ๐ค and schooling all the wannabe hackers by using AI to automate penetration testing! ๐ค๐ฃ Who knew that being a hacker could be so boujee? ๐คทโโ๏ธ According to our SOURCES (i.e., me scrolling through Bloomberg like a caffeinated raccoon ๐ฆโ), Xbow topped HackerOneโs leaderboard like it was a livestream of your momโs cooking! ๐ฝ๏ธ๐ฃ And hold up, did I hear $75M Series B? Thatโs more than your average college tuition! ๐๐ If they keep this up, their next funding round will be getting sponsored by Elon Musk and a bunch of meme coins. Stonks going to the moon! ๐๐๐ธ But wait, letโs keep it REAL. Is this just a cringey Goldman Sachs power move or the glow-up weโve been waiting for? I mean, we all know AI is just one algorithm away from becoming Skynet. ๐ค๐ Quote unverified โleakedโ convo from an Xbow dev: โHonestly, I just pretend I know what Iโm doing. AI does the heavy lifting while I scroll TikTok.โ ๐๐ฑ So buckle up because soon, we might be dodging more than bugs โ we could be dodging full-blown sentient AIs raiding our Zoom meetings! ๐ค๐พ Get ready to cope and seethe, my friends! In closing: ๐จ THIS IS FINE as long as nobody feeds the AI pizza. ๐๐ฅ This tech chaos is about to get spicy! ๐ถ๏ธ๐ฅ