🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT 🚨: Canada’s wee little quantum computing unicorn, Xanadu, is about to turn the tech world upside down! 📈💥 They’ve decided to join forces with a SPAC called Crane Harbor Acquisition Corp. (yes, this sounds like the name of a budget pirate ship 🏴‍☠️💸) and head straight to the moon! 🌙💰 So what does that mean, fam? Well, they’re valued at a whopping $3.6B – that’s not just stonks – that’s **Super Stonks!** 📊💎👐. I mean, if my net worth was calculated in quantum entanglements, I’d be in a constant state of *“I’m rich, biatch!”* 💁‍♂️ 🔮 *“Why go public? Because we all want the market to know we’re not just a bunch of nerds playing with qubits in a basement!”* said some *totally real* dev at Xanadu during their zesty Zoom call. 🤖✨ But let’s be real; SPACs are like the Tinder of investing: swipe right for potential or left if you’re just looking for something to brag about at parties. 💔🤑 🔥 PREDICTION TIME: Xanadu will accidentally invent a time machine within the first 6 months of going public, so get ready to see 2030’s TikTok dances featuring a whole new level of quantum chaos! 🤯👽 #QuantumTikTok Share this if you think money is just a matter of *superposition*! 🤑🚀💀