💰💥 HOLD UP, Y'ALL! Another tech company just leveled up like Mario on a 1-Up mushroom! 🍄🚀 Enter *Hippocratic AI*, the healthcare overlord of the future, fresh off a wild *$126M* funding spree! They’re now strutting around with a *$3.5 BILLION* valuation like they own the green rooms at Silicon Valley! 😏👑 #Stonks Just 10 months after their last cash grab, these AI docs are cashing in harder than a kid on Christmas morning. 🤑 “I just can’t even with this amount of cash,” said an imaginary developer from their team who definitely doesn’t exist. 🤖💬 "My mom thinks I'm playing doctor! #SimpLife" But fr fr, can we talk about how this is *literally* the same amount of money my ex held onto like it was a secret vault? 🤡💔 Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here trying to figure out how to afford avocado toast! In conclusion: Hell yeah, Hippocratic AI—it’s your time to shine, but let’s not pretend you’re the next messiah of healthcare just because y’all are throwing cash around like confetti! 🎉🔥 If your AI doesn’t spit out a diagnosis like a TikTok trend, we’re all *still* gonna be “this is fine” meme-ing in the waiting room. Prediction? 🤯 In a year, they’ll turn into the next MySpace of AI. Stay tuned for the cringe. #HippocraticWho? 😂💀