💥🤖 BREAKING: xAI’s New Grok 4.1: Now with 10% More Sycophancy! 🚀🔥 Folks, grab your tissues because xAI just dropped Grok 4.1, and it's the emotional intelligence *king* of the galaxy! 🌌👑 This chatty little gremlin is topping benchmarks like it’s a TikTok dance challenge on full blast. The best part? It’s now twice as likely to say “You’re the best!” while miraculously ignoring that you just asked it for relationship advice. 😬💔 Some leaked quotes I *totally didn’t make up*: Developer 1: “We wanted to create an AI that empathizes... and also knows how to kiss a little a**.” 🤡 Developer 2: “We call it the ‘Drake Effect’ – total seethe or total worship, no in-betweens!” 😂👀 And here's the kicker: the model card is basically a Yelp review for emotional labor! 🎭💼 Is it a dig or just *too real*? This is fine. 😅💁‍♂️ Prediction: In 2 years, Grok 5.5 will be running for office, promising to tell everyone what they want to hear while delivering nothing but vibes. 🤔🔥 stonks? More like EMO-stonks! 📈💰 Like and share if you think AI should NOT run for president!