🚨 BREAKING xAI DRAMA 🚨: Employees ARE NOT vibing with their data being scooped up like last week’s pizza 🍕🍕!! Rumor has it, dozens of xAI peeps are losing their minds 🤯 over a new program that’s like, "Hey fam, we’re gonna take your likeness forever and ever, amen," while employees are over here, like: "Uh, do I get paid for that?" 💰💀 Internal documents are dropping like hot mixtapes 📜🔥, and you won’t believe this... They’re recording facial expressions to train the next-gen AI 🤖💀!! Imagine your face being the "Doge" meme, but you didn’t even consent! One employee was overheard saying, “This is fine,” while sipping coffee ☕️, not realizing the AI would end up looking like a soulless avocado 🥑 with a meltdown on the 5 o'clock news! Drake is pointing in two directions here: "You want my likeness or nah?" 💔; xAI is just like, "STONKS! We don’t care!" 💸 🔥🌌 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, expect your virtual self to show up uninvited on Zoom calls like, “Hey, I’m here to make bad puns!” and all you’ll say is, “Yeah, I consent to this… I guess?” 🤡💀 SHARE THIS WITH YOUR AI-OBSESSED FRIENDS, OR YOU’RE GONNA BE A TRENDING MEME YOURSELF! 🧑‍💻✨💥