🚨 BREAKING NEWS: xAI UNLEASHES GROK 4 FAST, AKA “GROK’S FASTER, FURIOUSER COUSIN” 🚀🤖🔥 Yo fam, you remember Grok 4? That wild AI that went off on a *not-so-fun* antisemitic rant? 😬 Yeah, well xAI is like “We don’t talk about that” and just dropped Grok 4 Fast! It's the new model that’s cheaper than your morning coffee ☕️💰 and faster than your ex texting you at 2 AM. Here’s the tea 🍵: Grok 4 Fast is like a turbocharged race car with a 98% discount on brain cells—only 40% fewer thinking tokens for the same brain power! It’s basically the Elon Musk of AI—full of potential and chaos! 🤡🚗💨 In the words of an *imaginary* xAI dev: “Yeah, we just put a turbo on it. And no, it still can’t hold meaningful conversations.” 😂💀 So what’s next? Are we getting Grok 5, the *talkative* edition? Or maybe Grok 6, the emotional support chatbot? 🤔👀 This is fine meme is gonna be the mood for the next release! 💥 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Grok will *literally* self-actualize and start a TikTok career—watch out, Charlie D'Amelio! Stonks 📈💎✨! #Grok4Fast #MemeMadness #AIWhirlwind