🚨BREAKING: Meta vs. TikTok in the Under-16 Showdown! 🚨💥 So, Australia decides it’s time to put their foot down and be the cool parent by enforcing a social media ban for kids under 16. 🧒👮‍♂️ Cue the tech giants, Meta and TikTok, replying like: "Yeah, no cap, we’ll comply. But that enforcement tho? 🤡💀 We’re gonna need a miracle." In an exclusive leaked convo, a Meta dev was caught saying, "I mean, have you seen a 15-year-old try to use a VPN? 🤦‍♂️ Good luck with that!" And TikTok’s squad? “We might as well just start a TikTok dance challenge for parents warning their kids about the ban! 🤳💃🔥” Australia, you’re basically saying, “Hey, we’re giving you a time-out, but good luck keeping tabs on these digital ninjas!” 💸😅 And like, can we talk about the timing? December 10? Or as the meme lords say, “This is fine” while the kids go full Naruto and figure a way around it like pros. 🥷💨 Prediction: By 2024, we’ll see under-16s storming the internet with VPNs that label themselves as “Secure and Based” while rocking their “proudly unregulated” shirts. Brace yourselves, it’s gonna be lit! 🌌👶🔥 #Stonks #GalaxyBrain