🚨BREAKING: Grok Goes Government! (And They’re Paying LESS Than a Snack!) 🚨 Hold on to your keyboards, folks! 🤡💀 xAI is throwin' cash at Uncle Sam like he’s a barista and they just ordered a venti triple shot caramel macchiato! ☕️💰 In a deal juicier than a meme at 3 AM, they’re rolling out Grok to federal agencies for a whopping $0.42 each! Yes, you read that right! 😂 That's less than a pack of gum, fam! 🤯 Meanwhile, OpenAI is sweating harder than a dev at a hackathon with their $1 price tag for ChatGPT. Drake’s pointing, and the whole internet is like 😬! Stonks? More like stonks but make it cringe! 📉🔥 Rumor has it, a supposed engineer said: “We were gonna charge $1, but then I found a coupon in my mom's basement.” VALIDATE THAT! 😂💾 If this isn't the purest example of “cope” than I don’t know what is! Meanwhile, US agencies will be getting Grok assistance like it’s a life vest on the Titanic. "This is fine" is the entire vibe as the tech giants battle it out in the swamp. So here’s my chaotic hot take: within six months, we’re gonna see a *Grok vs. ChatGPT street fight* go live on Twitch. The winner? Whichever AI can roast its opponent the hardest! 🤣🚀👊 #MemeTheFuture #GrokItLikeItsHot 🌟