🚨🚀 BREAKING: xAI Just Dropped Grok 4 Heavy and It’s a Total THING! 💀💸 So, picture this: 🚨 Elon Musk spins the wheel of chaos and BOOM 💣, we get Grok 4 Heavy. Who even decided we need “multi-agent” AIs? Like, why not just call it Grok 4: The Fellowship of the AIs? 🤖✨😅 And y’all, brace yourselves, because this bad boy comes with a new subscription plan: SuperGrok Heavy for just $300/month! That’s right, if you’re not paying rent and surviving off instant ramen, now you can serve your soul to the AI gods for the price of a mediocre date! 💔💳 #Stonks 😩🔥 In a *totally not* leaked chat, one developer said, “Honestly, I thought Grok 4 Heavy was just a gym membership at first. Turns out, my gains are just in AI performance.” (Elon probably lurking like "who’s lifting what?") 🏋️‍♂️💪 Honestly, this is fine, guys. 🐶🧯 Who needs food when you can have the *ultimate* AI that might just monitor your fridge and judge you for eating the last slice of pizza? 🍕🔍 💥🔥🔥Hot Take: In 2024, we’ll have AIs that TEXT us their monthly subscription updates because humans are too inefficient. Buckle up, cheese lovers; it’s gonna be a wild ride! 🌌🧀🚀💀 #AIHeaviness #GrokThis #CringeButBased