🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: xAI's CFO Mike Liberatore just ghosted harder than your ex after a summer fling! 🚀✌️ I mean, ol' Mike had just joined the team in April, only to dip out faster than a TikTok dance trend. Guess he realized working for a company that isn't owned by a dude who makes spaceships is a serious *L* 🤡💔 🔥🔥 In a shocking twist, sources say the office is now a revolving door of high-profile departures, like it’s a sad episode of *The Office* but without the laughs. 🤦‍♂️💸. *CEO: "What’s our exit strategy?" | Team: "It's just exit, fam!"* Leaked developer quote: "Fr fr, I could take a job at a gas station with better job security than this 🚗💨." Honestly though, can you blame them? No one wants their job to be just *another* cringe chapter in the saga of failed tech startups 🤭. At this rate, I predict xAI will be pulling a "GameStop" and morph into a meme stock before the end of the year. 💰📈 If this ain't stonks, I don’t know what is! Keep your popcorn ready, fam! 🍿✨