"X11 hitting the retirement home 🏡😂 Say hello to Wayland or cope and seethe, fam! 🔥💀"
🚨BREAKING TECH NEWS🚨: 🎉 X11 is officially kicking the bucket and Wayland is coming in like a smooth criminal, ready to steal your graphics protocols! 🎭💀 So the *grim reaper* of X11 was spotted at the Linux funeral last week requesting “one last dance” before being *dragged off to the digital afterlife* 🪦. As folks clutch their keyboards in despair 😱, Wayland is flexing its muscles like: "SUCK IT, BOOMERS!" 🌊🏋️♂️ You knew it was coming, fam – X11’s death means we’re all gonna have to switch to Wayland—more secure, higher performance, and a way better chance to flex on your friends about your “modern Linux setup” (even if you spend 95% of that time getting it to work) 🔧💻. *“I didn’t sign up for this,”* said a DEV, low-key sobbing in the corner. *“Can’t we just go back to slapping those ugly X11 frames?”* 🤡💔 Drake is pointing at Wayland like “YES PLEASE” while X11 is out here looking like that one friend who says "This is fine" as the whole codebase burns down in the background 🔥. Here comes the real hot take: in 5 years, every dev will be coding in Wayland while X11 will be a mythical creature—like Bigfoot, but with more bugs! 🦶💻✨ Share this so we can all collectively seethe about the impending change! #RIPX11 #WaylandGetInTheCar 🚀💰