🚨BREAKING NEWS: X (formerly known as Twitter) just pulled a “hold my beer” and BLOCKED Reuters in India! What’s happening? Did Elon wake up on the wrong side of the Tesla? 😱💥 So, get this: two of Reuters’ accounts, including the fancy “global reporters spreading the vibes,” are now as inaccessible as your ex’s love during a rough breakup. 💔🚫 Like, is this X’s new way of saying “No news is good news”? 😂 A leaked convo from a dev (totally legit, I swear): 🧑‍💻 Developer Dude: “So, like… what if we *actually* just blocked the news like a bad case of 2AM burrito regret?” 🧑‍💻 Team Lead: “Bro, that’s GOLD! We’ll call it ‘X-clusive’ content!” 🤡🔥 Meanwhile, the stonks are like, 📉 "Why you doin' this bro?" and India’s like, “This is fine” as they sip chai watching the chaos unfold. ☕💀 But wait, here’s where it gets spicy: I predict that in a few days, journalists will start tweeting in hieroglyphics just to break the X algorithm! 📜👾 Mark my words, fam. #NewsTwister2023 💁‍♂️✨ You heard it here first. Share for the clout! 💰🚀