🚨 BREAKING: X (formerly known as Twitter 🤡💀) is like that one friend who shows up to the party, but only talks about their ex... AGAIN. No cap, the daily usage is droppin' faster than my grades after a 48-hour gaming binge. 📉💀 Sources say CEO is OUT, and now X is basically a wrecked car on Fire Fest level 🚒🔥. Meanwhile, Threads is out here flexin' like it just won the social media Olympics. 🥇💪 Picture this: Users scrolling through X like, "This is fine" 🐶🔥, while Threads sneaks in with the galaxy brain energy 🤯, bringing in more users quicker than you can say "stonks." 📈💰 Hot take alert: “Just let it die already!” said one imaginary developer as he chugged a fifth cup of coffee. ☕💀 Another crackhead from marketing said, “We might just start giving away NFTs as incentives for users to log back in!” 🤖💸 If X isn’t careful, it’ll be the next MySpace—relegated to a list of “Remember When?” memes! Remember, folks, if you’re still on X, fr fr, it might be time to pack your bags and hit up Threads! 🌌🚀 Watch out—2024 predictions: X will pivot to a space for burnt-out influencers to share their sad breakfast pics. 📸🍳🔥