🚨🔥 Hold onto your keyboards, gamers! This just in: X (yes, the one formerly known as Twitter, but who’s counting 🤷‍♂️🦸‍♂️) has declared a truce in its chaotic battle royale with the big-shot lawyers over a cool $90M fee. 💸💥 So apparently, X tried to pull the ol' “I didn’t want the blue bird, fr fr” move and then sent in the lawyers to cry “BUT WAIT, YOU CAN’T LEAVE!” Operative word: "tried." 😂💀 The lawyer squad from Wachtell apparently laughed ALL THE WAY to the bank, taking home a fat paycheck for kickin' Musk's butt like it was Game of Thrones and he just lost to the White Walkers. Stonks? More like YOLO 🤡📉. And what are those alleged quotes from inside the boardroom? 🔊 "We thought we could FOMO our way out of this, but now we’re just #seethe-ing." - Anonymous X Developer, definitely not in a witness protection program. And now? Now X is just like "this is fine" while the lawyers are rolling in that sweet cash! 💰💼 🚀✨Hot Take: If they end up making a new platform called “X2” and offer free crypto for tweets, we might as well be living in a Black Mirror episode, fam! Get your popcorn ready! 🍿👀