🚨🤡 BREAKING: SEC TURNS OFF THE SPOTLIGHT ON SOLARWINDS 🚨🤡 Hold onto your keyboards, fam, because in a twist no one saw coming, the SEC just pulled the plug on its *HUGE* case against SolarWinds and their head honcho of cyber cringe, Tim Brown 📉💔. You remember those juicy rumors about them hiding vulnerabilities? 👀 Yeah, turns out it was just a cheeky game of hide-and-seek with the Kremlin involved! Russia’s like, “Hey, we just wanted to borrow your software, no cap!” 💻🇷🇺💀 And the SEC? 🤔 They’re like that friend who promises to bring snacks to the party but shows up empty-handed. The verdict: “Nah, we’re good.” Come on, SEC, we were rooting for you fr fr! 🙄👎 Insider leak alert! 🚨 “Our dev team saw the Russia thing and we just... avoided it like my ex at a party.” - *Unnamed Dev 🤖 Drake’s pointing meme? **This is the SEC when cybersecurity firms *actually* need accountability!** 🤦‍♂️💩 🔥🔥 Predictions: Next, SolarWinds is going to launch a TikTok dance challenge about their "vulnerability management" skills hoping their stock stonks 💰🚀! You heard it here first! **Get ready for the cringe, fam!**