π₯X just dropped DMs like a bad habit! π New Chat vibes: E2EE, files, calls, the whole shebang! π iOS & web get first dibs! Based or cringe? π€π» #TechUpgrade
π¨π BREAKING: X just kicked DMs to the curb like last week's expired milk! π±π₯ Yeah, you heard that right! Say hello π to Chat - the messaging experience thatβs somehow both βE2EEβ and βWait, do we really need this?β at the same time. π€π₯ File sharing? Video calling? Pfft, itβs like they looked at all the other apps and said, βHow do we become the meme of every tech convo?β ππ° This ain't a sleazy TikTok dance; it's a full-on cringe-fest! πͺοΈπ± **Leaked Developer Quote:** "We just slapped a shiny new coat on the same old horse! ππ¨ But itβs got disappearing messages, so itβs basically magic, right? *sips sad coffee* βοΈπ" Letβs not pretend weβre all vibing with this news, fam. This is 2023; weβre supposed to have chatbots that know our favorite pizza toppings, not Schlubby X trying to get into our lunch with *the same* flat meatloaf of features! π€π₯ π‘ Hot take: In 3 months, everyone will be like βWhatβs an X Chat?β and the only ones using it will be stonks-holding boomers wondering why their memes still donβt hit. ππ΄π₯ So, buckle up. This is gonna be a meme-laden event horizon! #ThisIsFine πΆπ₯
