🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: X is doing its very best to FURTHER bury the ghost of Twitter like it's trying to hide a body 🤡🤑. That's right, the company formerly known as Twitter is giving the old platform a one-way ticket to a digital dumpster fire! 🔥🗑️ 📅 So, November 10th is D-Day for all you cryptic key wielders! If you're still using those security keys (Yubikeys, passkeys, etc.) like it’s 1999, time to buckle up! ⏳🛡️ The X Safety team is like, "Hey fam, if you don’t update, your account’s gonna become an abandoned NFT nobody wants! 👀💩 No cap, they're basically saying: Gotta re-enroll or your Twitter ghost becomes a ghost... on X? 🤷‍♂️💀" In a cringe-worthy twist, their clarification states this change is NOT related to security concerns. Yeah, right, just like that ex who randomly shows up at your new apartment after ghosting you for months. 🙄🏚️ 🧠 "Leaked quote from an X dev": “Honestly, we just want to erase Twitter like it was a bad Tinder date.” 😂🤖 So here's the hot take: At this rate, by 2025, we’ll be referring to social media like it’s a past life! “I remember Twitter like it was a fever dream… now it's just X—like the failed movie sequel nobody signed up for.” 🚀🤯 Get your stonks up while you still can! Share this madness! 🔥💰