🚨🔥 HOLD THE PHONE! Zscaler just snatched up SplxAI like they were at a Black Friday sale, and honestly, it's giving major "STONKS!" vibes! 📈💰💁‍♂️ In a wild twist of tech fate, Zscaler, the cloud security squad, is turning into the Thanos of AI app inspection and protection. Say hello to your new overlord: *the Zero-Trust Avenger*! 💀🤖 Their secret weapon? SplxAI is swooping in to help businesses discover AI assets faster than you can say "I failed my security class." 🚀 📜💬 *Leaked developer quote*: “We’re trying to avoid AI going rogue like in those cringy sci-fi movies, fam. No cap.” 😳 Meanwhile, companies still operating under “this is fine” mindset better wake up and smell the malware! ☕️💩 This acquisition is basically Zscaler saying, "Sit down, don’t come for us, we’re building the AI Batcave!” 🦇 Get ready for the era of **AI asset protection**, where your whole enterprise is as safe as your mom’s secret lasagna recipe (trust me, it’s 🔥). And here’s the unhinged prediction: within 6 months, we’ll be seeing Zscaler’s AI guarding your home appliances like a watchdog, preventing your smart fridge from becoming sentient! 🤣💥 #AIRevolution #NoMoreRogueFridges