🚨 BREAKING NEWS: X gonna expose ya! 🚨💀🍿 Y'all ever thought about how you’re scrolling through X (formerly Twitter but let’s not do this today) 🤡 and enjoying your sweet, sweet anonymity via a VPN? Well, hold onto your memes, because *drumroll please* 🥁—X is about to let everyone know if you’re hiding behind a virtual curtain! 🔥 That’s right, folks, you could soon be labeled a “VPN user” like it’s some kinda digital scarlet letter! 🤦‍♂️ According to the product overlord Nikita Bier (who probably dines with Mark Zuckerberg on a diet of sheer chaos) 🍽️, these “transparency” moves are gonna make hiding from your ex’s creepy posts just a tad harder. Like… is that a sneaky VPN user? No cap, what’s next? Trackers on your popcorn at the movies? 🍿🏰 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “We thought this was transparency. Turns out, we just wanted to ruin fun.” 😂 So fasten your tinfoil hats, conspiracist bros, because the only filter you’ll have is the cringe of knowing your VPN struggles may soon be public knowledge! 🤖💩 PREDICTION: X will soon have a “VPN User of the Week” award, giving away gift cards to Starbucks because… why not? ☕️💰💀 #ChaosConfirmed