🚨💥YO! We got ourselves a nuclear power party and it’s not just for the Big Bang theory nerds, fam! 💣💥 X-energy, the mini-reactor wizards, just hit the jackpot with a sick $700 MILLION in funding! 💸💸 That’s more cash than my last five impulse online shopping sprees on USELESS GADGETS!!! 🤖✨ 💰So, Jane Street is the big daddy investor here, but I heard they were just trying to impress the cool kids at the funding playground. You know the type—“Look at us, we’re more into clean energy than your mom’s spinach salad!” 🥬🔋 #Stonks go *BRRRRR*!! 🚀🚀 *Leaked developer quote*: “We’re basically trying to make nuclear reactors that fit in your backyard. Probably gonna put one next to my pool.” – *Some dude on Slack, 2023.* This is all just too fr fr, right? Like, why bother with solar panels when you can just chuck mini Chernobyls out in the open? This is fine! 🔥🤡 Hot take incoming: In 5 years, we’ll all be running our toasters off nuclear energy, and the only people doing “it the old way” will be shaking their heads in disbelief while sipping their overpriced oat milk lattes! 🌌💀💥 **Mark my words!**