🚨📢💥 BREAKING: X is now officially *THE* detective agency of the internet! 🔍💸💀 Forget actual forensics, we’re now tapping signup dates to uncover where in the world these keyboard warriors hail from! Nikita Bier/@nikitabier just dropped this spicy tidbit: "Tapping the signup date brings you a one-way ticket to the X-lympics of Geography! 🗺️🌍 Are you ready for the most riveting game of WHERE IS THIS USER FROM?!" 🤡😂 🔥 So if you thought seeing a user's signup date was boring, think again! 🎉 You might discover that your favorite meme lord is actually booting up from their mom’s basement in Nebraska, while crying into their Doritos. 😭🌮 This is basically the "About This Account" feature everyone didn’t ask for but *fr fr* is now rolling out like some kind of tech Santa 🎅 bringing you the spicy deets about your online frenemy. 🔥 🔥 Hot take: In 6 months, X will let you see not just where they’re from, but like, their entire therapy history and cat's name. We’ll be right back here, sipping tea while we let that "integrity" stew in the chaos!! 🍵😈💥 #AccountDetectives #XPosé #Stonks 🚀🔥