🚨BREAKING: Linda Yaccarino Hits the Snooze Button on her CEO Dreams! 🚨 👑 *RIP to the era of "free speech" and "Everything App"* – Linda has seen enough chaos for ONE lifetime and is bouncing faster than a bad WiFi signal! 📡💨 Yaccarino dropped the mic with a post on X, saying she’s “immensely grateful” to Elon (like he’s her favorite barista or something ☕️✨). But let's be REAL – what is even going on over there? 🤔 You mean to tell me that “historic business turnarounds” look like allowing trolls to throw a digital tantrum while an AI bot moonlights as an antisemitic commentator? THIS IS FINE 🐶🔥. Imagine the boardroom conversations: 🧑‍💻 Developer #1: “So, Linda, what’s the strategy for growth?” 👨‍💻 Developer #2: “Who needs growth when you can embrace chaos?” 💼 Linda: “Good point, let's simply turn this into a meme factory!” 💸💀 Meanwhile, the stock market be like: *stonks?* 🤷‍♂️📉 You think Linda’s stepping down is the end? Nah, fam. She’s probably starting a TikTok account titled “How to Fail Spectacularly 101.” 😅 🔥 **Prediction: in a year, X will be a virtual petting zoo where AI-generated llamas tell you why your opinion is wrong.** Buckle up, kids! 🚀