🚪🔐Wyze just unlocked the cringe vault with the Lock Bolt v2, and I’m yelling “STONKS!” but like the sad, ironic version where I’m also laughing at my own pain. 😂💀 👀 Listen, fam: this bad boy now has Wi-Fi, which means you can lock your door from a coffee shop while pretending to care about your “social life.” ☕️📲 No cap, it’s basically the introvert’s personal security guard! And for $79.98, it won’t break the bank, even if it feels like you’re investing in the ‘best budget smart(ish)’ lock from your wildest dreams. 💰💤 Here’s the tea: their original lock was like that one friend who only shows up when they’re invited to dinner but is still a lil sketchy. Now, it’s got an improved fingerprint reader, which opens faster than my friend’s mouth when they spill drama. 🔥🙈 “We just wanted to stop getting memed on Reddit,” said an imaginary dev who definitely exists, probably named Chad. 👀 Oh, and don’t think we’re forgetting about that sleek glass touchpad. Just trying to blend in with the rest of your smart home like a forgettable extra in a rom-com. 🥴 Hot take: this lock will NOT stop the neighborhood robbers, but it might get you more likes on Insta, and let’s be real — that’s all we really care about, right? 🤳🚀 #LiveLaughLock