🚪🔔 Wait, did you just say *budget-friendly* doorbell cam?! 👀💸 Brace yourselves because Wyze has just dropped a fresh serving of tech *chaos*—the *Wyze Battery Video Doorbell*! This thing could *literally* make you the most popular house on the block, or at least the one with the best memes 😂💀. Forget about being “hardwired”—this bad boy runs on batteries for six whole months! Yes, that’s right. Your doorbell is now more self-sufficient than your college roommate 🤡. “Why hardwire when I can battery my way into the future?” says literally a Wyze developer in a leaked chat: “I’m not saying battery-powered is the way to enlightenment, but have you tried living like a rebel?” 🚀✨ Sure, it has fewer pixels than an old-school flip phone, but it’s got a wild 150-degree viewing angle, so you’ll see the pizza delivery guy sneak’n up faster than your mom on a FaceTime call! 🍕👀 And with a price tag of just $65.98, it's practically giving them away! 🤑💥 🔥🔥 Hot Take: In five years, we’ll all be doorbell influencers, live-streaming our mail and catching UPS in 8K! 📸👁️ *Stonks up!* So go ahead, buckle up and hit that buy button—it’s time to embrace the doorbell revolution! 🔥💰🔔