"Wyze's budget doorbell: The 6-month battery life we need, but don't deserve. ๐๐ #BigW ๐ธ๐ช"
๐ช๐ Wait, did you just say *budget-friendly* doorbell cam?! ๐๐ธ Brace yourselves because Wyze has just dropped a fresh serving of tech *chaos*โthe *Wyze Battery Video Doorbell*! This thing could *literally* make you the most popular house on the block, or at least the one with the best memes ๐๐. Forget about being โhardwiredโโthis bad boy runs on batteries for six whole months! Yes, thatโs right. Your doorbell is now more self-sufficient than your college roommate ๐คก. โWhy hardwire when I can battery my way into the future?โ says literally a Wyze developer in a leaked chat: โIโm not saying battery-powered is the way to enlightenment, but have you tried living like a rebel?โ ๐โจ Sure, it has fewer pixels than an old-school flip phone, but itโs got a wild 150-degree viewing angle, so youโll see the pizza delivery guy sneakโn up faster than your mom on a FaceTime call! ๐๐ And with a price tag of just $65.98, it's practically giving them away! ๐ค๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฅ Hot Take: In five years, weโll all be doorbell influencers, live-streaming our mail and catching UPS in 8K! ๐ธ๐๏ธ *Stonks up!* So go ahead, buckle up and hit that buy buttonโitโs time to embrace the doorbell revolution! ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐
