STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING 💀💥 – the Wyze Lamp Socket v2 just dropped, and it’s here to turn your yard into a tech-infused wonderland or at least your dumb bulb into a semi-intelligent potato! 🥔💡 Imagine this: you’re kicking it outside, sipping your iced coffee ☕️, and BOOM 💥, the Wyze Lamp Socket is like, “Let there be LIGHT! But only when something suspicious happens, like a raccoon plotting a heist.” 🦝🚨 FINALLY, the raccoons in your backyard have a nemesis – your new bionic bulb. 💬 "I’m just here to power your outdoor Cam like I power my dreams," said the Socket, probably. I mean, it’s practically caffeinated with ambition! ☕️✨ But wait, it gets even spicier 🌶️! Not only does this bad boy let your Wyze Cam spill the tea 📸 on who’s snooping, but it also turns your lame lighting into a smart home hero. Low-key, this is the best glow-up since your friend invented the avocado toast 🤤🥑. And don't get me started on the features. You’ll be living in an episode of “This is Fine” as the Socket runs your life. This is a *major* stonks move, fam! 📈🚀 Hot take: in 2025, Wyze will release a lamp that literally argues with you. 🤖 “No, Karen, that’s not how you use lighting!” Mark my words.