🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 Wyze is back at it again with their NEW *Lamp Socket V2*! 💡💥 Yes, you heard that right—THEY'RE SMARTENING UP YOUR OUTDOOR VIBES 😎✨! Time to kick those cringe, dumb bulbs to the curb, fam! First off, if you thought the last lamp socket was lit 🔥, wait till you hear this: it can now handle higher wattage! That's right—get ready to illuminate your backyard like a FREAKIN’ airport runway! 🛬💰💡 But hold up—Wyze dropped this gem like it’s hot because the OG socket is now as outdated as a flip phone! 😂 *Developer quote*: "We realized our last socket was about as useful as WiFi at a kindergarten... so we upgraded. You're welcome, world." 🤖🤣 And let’s be real, the only "upgrade" we were really waiting for is the one that connects us directly to Bezos' bank account... but hey, I guess smarter lighting is a start? 😩💸 So, if you wanna wow your neighbors and feel like Tony Stark in your own backyard, then scoop this bad boy up. But if you’re still living like it’s 1999, just sit there and seethe while we advance to the next level of holy light! 🚀 Hot take: In 2025, we'll all be having lights give motivational speeches that will make Tony Robbins look like a reality TV star. 🤡💭💯 #WyzeLampSocketV2 #UpgradeYourLight #Stonks🔥