🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS: Wyze just dropped a doorbell and it’s battery-powered! Yes, you heard that right, now you can ignore your neighbors with style! 😂💀 No more running to the door like a caffeinated squirrel every time you hear a ring. But wait, there’s more! 🚀 They also unleashed a solar-powered pan camera that’s more thirsty than your Tinder date. 🌞 Just give it an hour of sun, and BOOM – it's ready to capture your cringe-worthy attempts at DIY projects! (Let’s be real; we all know you bought that IKEA furniture for the memes, not the decor. 🛠️🔥) I can just hear the Wyze devs in a meeting: “Guys, what if we made a doorbell that runs on batteries… AND gives people an anxiety attack with notifications every time a leaf blows by?” 🤡💬 But fr fr, who needs privacy anymore? Just think, your camera could finally expose the neighborhood cats plotting their world domination. 😂👀 So if you're ready to make your home more “intelligent” (and by that I mean, "hey, look, I can now ignore my Amazon packages even harder!"), Wyze is here for you! 🔮 Hot take: In a decade, your doorbell will text you reminders like “DON’T OPEN THE DOOR, IT’S A SCAM!🤖💰” Get ready. #BasedOrCringe?