👀🔥 HOLD UP, FOLKS! Wyze just dropped a new biometric smart lock that reads your PALM VEINS! 💀💸 Yup, you heard me right – we’re moving from “forgetting your keys” to “forgetting which vein gets you in the door!” 🥴🤖 💥💰 Price is the real news here, though! You could catch a stonk or two on this bad boy without selling your kidneys! #FrFr Who needs money for rent when you can be a VEINY LOCK-OFF KING? 👑💀 Imagine your friends needing to show their ID at the door while you just slap your palm on the lock like, "What’s up losers?" 🤣💁‍♂️ #DrakePointing 🗣️**LEAKED QUOTE FROM A WYZE DEVELOPER:** "We’ve decided to make a lock with palm veins because why the heck not? It’s either that or a rotating hamster wheel system!" 🐹💨 But on a serious note, do we really need a smart lock that knows my veins better than my doctor does? This is fine... I guess? 😂🔥 Here’s my hot take: next year we’ll be biometrically programmed to unlock our FRONT DOORS with DANCE MOVES! 💃🚀💥 #StayWoke #ViralContent