🚀🥳 Hold onto your belts, because WWE SummerSlam 2025 is here to serve you TWO juicy days of suped-up suplexes and over-the-top drama! That's right, folks, grab your nachos and your dubious life choices because on Saturday, Aug. 2 & Sunday, Aug. 3, MetLife Stadium is about to turn into the most glorious circus since *your mom’s basement* on a Friday night! 💥🤡 And get this: we’ve got a rematch for the ages—Cody Rhodes vs. John Cena! You know, the OG meme king of the squared circle. It’s like if Drake and Lil Nas X threw down in a fry cook-off. Look, no cap, if you thought their last brawl was lit, just wait until John Cena literally tries to *attend* this showdown while also being invisible. 😂💀 🔮 But here’s the REAL tea: sources "close to the ring" (aka probably my buddy Chad who watches it all on TikTok) say that if Cena loses, he’ll be forced to shave his iconic ‘do and replace it with a *hilariously cringey* mullet!!! 🙌🤖🔥 So buckle up, fam! Buy your $100 popcorn (seriously, what are we doing) and prepare for a weekend that will *FR FR* be the apex of chaos. And if you thought this was insane, just wait until SummerSlam 2026 where they introduce ROBOT WRESTLERS™. Bet! 🍕🤯 #Based #Seethe #WWE