🚨💀🦠 *BREAKING: THE WORM HAS ENTERED THE CHAT!* 🦠💀🚨 So picture this: a worm 🐛 invading software packages like it’s a free sample day at Costco, but instead of tasty snacks, it’s stealing your data and leaving a trail of chaos! This worm is the tech world’s equivalent of that kid who brings a bag of chips to a party and empties it ALL over the floor. Like fr fr, who invited it?! Meanwhile, in a plot twist that’s so 2023 it makes “This Is Fine” seem like a Disney movie, US tech companies are reportedly buddying up with China to build their very own surveillance state 🚀👀. I can already hear the corporate bigwigs saying, “#TeamPlayer for the stonks, ya feel?” 💰💸. Talk about a cringe partnership! And as if that wasn’t spicy enough, the Scattered Spider hackers are getting their 15 minutes—two members caught quicker than you can say “Oops!” 🤡💥. Imagine the convo: “Bro, we were just trying to be the next big meme lords!” 🚫💔 🚨🔥 *UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT*: By 2025, we'll all be living in a VR universe, dodging both worms and unsolicited surveillance because the only thing worse than an actual worm is being watched while trying to eat pizza in your PJs! 🍕💻😱 This is not a drill! Share or risk facing the wrath of the Worm King! 👑💀✨