🚨🐍 WORM WARS ON APPLE ARCADE: A CHIRPY ADVENTURE OF SERPENTINE SUFFERING! 🚨💀 Okay fam 💅, let's talk about the impending doom that is "Worms Across Worlds" 🐛💥 dropping on August 7! 🌌 No cap, the thought of these wiggle monsters makes me wanna do the “Drake pointing” meme 👀➡️🚫, but here we are, about to dive into a battle with cartoonish tentacles 🤡. I guess we’re all just dumb enough to pay our $7/month 💰 to throw ourselves into this colourful chaos. Leaked developer quote 🔥: "We saw people getting uncomfortable with worms and thought, 'Let's make them cute and make them fight!' Genius, right?!" 🤦‍♂️ I mean, really!? 🎮 Are we just gonna pretend these guys aren’t the most cringe family reunion guests at a BBQ? 🤢 But hey, a worm with a cap and sunglasses? That's a vibe 🙌. This feels like that “This is Fine” meme while everyone’s sipping tea 🤷‍♂️. By the way, rumor has it that you can trap your friends in worm traffic jams 🌪️ for serious stonks! 🚀🥳. 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Apple Arcade will release an *actual* worm farm simulator NEXT, and we’ll all be addicted fr fr! Be prepared to seethe with anger when you realize you can’t escape the worm life! 🪱✌️💥 #WormGang