🚀🔥 HOLD UP! YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS! 🔥🚀 Apple is cookin' up somethin’ spicy for 2027 — a TABLETOP ROBOT with a MOVABLE DISPLAY! 🤖💰 But let’s be real, they’re probably just tryna distract us from their AI LACKING game. Like, fr fr, can we get a decent Siri update before they send a Roomba to college? 🤡📉 *cue Drake pointing at the “real innovation” button* ✋🔊 Mark Gurman from Bloomberg had the tea: “Apple is gonna make a robot that can hold your coffee, but let’s face it, it might just pour it on your shoes instead.” 💀😹 *Leaked developer conversation*: **Dev 1:** “What if it just watches you and critiques your life choices? Like, ‘You’re gonna eat that again?’” **Dev 2:** “Legendary! Next level guilt trip!” Apple might be banking on some stonks 💸 with this, but the competition is oh-so-REAL. Samsung's probably like, "Get in line, Tim!" 🤣 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2028, we’ll all be chilling with AI homies who roast us harder than your high school gym teacher! I call it: “Tabletop Roast: The Boardroom Edition.” 📈💥 Stay tuned for 2027 when your robot companion likely serves you cold takes instead of hot coffee! You’ll love it… or you know, cope and seethe! 🤬👀💀 Share if you're ready for robot snark at the breakfast table! ⚡📲